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...strap in for the roller coaster ride that is...
With your online hosts
(chillin' from his Naperville
crib) and PATRICK BROWER (drinking
Chicago Loop dry). Each column we pick a
book (or so) from LAST WEEK to discuss in depth. Or ridicule. Or to chastise
each other for liking/not liking. Whichever.
Okay, fine. So, the idea this week, like every week, is to review the big new
release of the week. But look at that. There really isn't one. Thanks, comics!
So instead, we're going to toss out a few questions to one another for a
scattered (or "Graham Crackers") look at this week's books. QUESTION ONE! Best
Marvel book this week?
PATRICK: I wanted to say Captain America #18, but the real answer is Moon
Knight #2. Wow.
W. DAL: WRONG! I
thought you read comics? Those of us who do, know that Annihilation: Nova was
the best, most-completely-funnest (TM Walt Whitman) Marvel comic this week.
PATRICK: Did you ask what was the best, most-completely-funnest book? No,
you did not. Moon Knight is in no way completely-funnest, but it IS certainly
the most brutal non-MAX book Marvel has published in quite some time. Charlie
Huston has absolutely nailed the character. He has the intensity, the
recklessness and the personality distinction that has been lacking in every
other MK book since Chuck Dixon wrote it.
PATRICK: So, Annihilation Nova didn't suck?
PATRICK: How IS Marvel's Green Lantern/Firestorm rip-off doing?
W. DAL: Don't you
fact-check me. Don't! I asked "Best". Not most violent. 'Cause sweet fancy
Lecter, that thing was crazy violent. Yikes. Anything that makes me watch Fight
Club to to get violent images out of my head is MESSED UP. But, y'know, in a
good way. So yeah, Moon is the most hardcore, violent, over-the-top kidney punch
of a Marvel book you're likely to read as you're being thrown through a window.
But Nova? Whole other animal. Space opera full of widescreen action that...
here's the key...
W. DAL: ...has a sense
of humor about itself! Not a sci-fi sense of humor "Data told a joke on Star
Trek" style. ACTUAL funny dialogue. By the Death Star load.
PATRICK: Well, "load" IS a word I would use in reference to
W. DAL: And seriously,
nabbing the Firsetorm aesthetic has completely revitalised Nova. God Bless you,
Abnett and Lanning!
W. DAL: Oh, absolutely. The other 3 books b-l-o-w-w-w-w-w.
PATRICK: So speaking of X-Men Fairy Tales...
W. DAL: Anyway... best
DC book? I'm sayin' 52. That baby's going to be the book to beat for quite some
PATRICK: 50 more weeks to see if it holds up!
PATRICK: I think Joe Bennett was a little shakier this time, and I have
yet to read the History of the DCU back-up, but yeah, great f'n book this 52 is.
PATRICK: Elongated man is slowly coming out of his funk. I can't wait to
see how dark he can get without Sue to balance him out!
PATRICK: And yay for you, Skeets is back on-line!
W. DAL: Sure, sure.
I'm never going to WANT to see Joe Bennett on a book, but I'm getting used to
not hating him. That Jurgens back-up is lame, though. I'd hardly hold that
against the main story, so "52" itself is stellar. The Elongated Man stuff,
along with the Doc Magnus sub-plot, had me totally gripped.
PATRICK: And once again The Question steals his scenes, and considering
that his scenes are with half-naked lesbians, that's some scene to steal!
PATRICK: By the seashore with seashells...
W. DAL: Yeah. The
thing I dug the most was little ideas to be dealt with down the line: "Perhaps
one day I'll tell you about the Red Inferno." C'MON! How cool is that? Huh?
PATRICK: Pretty darn cool. Moving on, what don't you like about
W. DAL: Well, and I
hate (HATE) to be a continuity-nerd, but how exactly does Superman show up in
the intro after he lost his powers in Infinite Crisis? And for several pages?
Does anyone edit books anymore?
PATRICK: Okay, I agree with you there. It doesn't seem to fit into Crisis
continuity. But it's FUN! That new group of magic-bad guys? The anti-Shadowpact?
Cool. Strega, the red-head with a goat-shaped cut-out in her costume? Awesome.
Worth the $2.99 alone for her.
PATRICK: Sure Willingham's art is weak and I doubt he can pencil and ink
1 book a month as well as write 3, but for now, funfunfun!
W. DAL: See, that's
the thing. I don't know that it's worth the $3. It's fun and all, but a little
on the slight side. It was just okay. And right now, there's SO many better
books. Okay ain't gonna cut it.
PATRICK: But she has a goat head shape cut out of her bust!! And she's a
redhead! What is wrong with you? Too man re-reads of Ironwood got you wanting
PATRICK: Actually, if you'll excuse me for about 15 minutes, I need an
Ironwood refresher as well...
W. DAL: Yeah, wow.
W. DAL: What's up with that? How come there's no more good American smut?
Or has the bar been lowered (thanks to books like Skye Runner and Danger Girl)
that it's irrelevant?
PATRICK: HEY! HEY! OCCUPIED! Knock next time, will ya?!?
PATRICK: Oh, uh sorry. I meant, why does it all have to be either bad
Japanese Manga rip-offs or people who just cannot draw?
PATRICK: Where IS Chuck Austen? After all it's baseball season...
PATRICK: Um, do you think anyone reading this actually remembers
W. DAL: Only perverts.
W. DAL: SUPER BURN!
PATRICK: So clearly no good smut this week. Anything else you wanna
W. DAL: Yeah, let's
round it out. Best Indie-pendent book. I LOVED the first issue of Talent, but
I'm going to give the nod to Fell #5 for scratching that Shield itch.
PATRICK: Yeah, I dug your (*cough* *edited*) Fell review in last weeks
Graham Crackers email newsletter. I, too, enjoyed the premise of Talent and was
very glad it is not a Lost rip-off like I feared.
W. DAL: I usually hate
Tom Sniegoski and Chris Golden with the fire of a thousand Buffy fans, put I'll
give them props for how well Talent came out. Plus, Paul Azaceta's art is too
damn pretty to not fall in love with. By turns Mazzuchelli, Toth, Edwards...
good lord, it's like a Composite Superartist.
W. DAL: So! This week
in comics. Good? Bad? Indifferent? Heavy? Delicious? Gregarious? Tall?
PATRICK: Well, as a composite week of comics, I call it
6 Grahams. There were a few bright, shining stars, but for every Cap #18, there
are 7 to 10 New Mangaverses, Family Guys and Man-Bats waiting in the thick,
flapping, leathery wings.
W. DAL: Not exactly
the week in comics that's going to set the world on fire, but not one that'll
make people take up knitting instead. So,
6 Grahams, sure. Well, this is what
Grahamtagonism is like when there's barely anything to talk about. So, please,
Comic Books, be bigger and newer next week. If anyone reading this can get a job
at Marvel or DC in the next two days to facilitate that, I'd appreciate it. I'll
send you a hug. A hug made of bribing money.
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