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...in darkest night...
1. an active hostility or opposition, in regards to comic book reviews,
between unfriendly or conflicting employees of Graham Crackers Comics.
2. a relationship between two species of simultaneous reviews
in which the individuals of each opinion adversely affect the other, as in
3. a weekly on-line comic book review column by a mysteriously absent
DAL BUSH and
PATRICK BROWER in which their opinions take
precedence over yours.
PATRICK: Happy December folks! Last
week’s Thanksgiving GRAHAMTAGONISM saw a record number of views and we here at
GrahamCrackers.com aim to stop that trend dead in the water right now. As our
MASSIVE Holiday Sale is taking place this weekend, December 1st – 3rd, W. Dal
and I thought we’d give you our thoughts on some overlooked back issue gems you
can buy for 50% OFF at the sale! So without any further Marvel Fanfare, let’s
see what Dal has to—
GUY GARDNER: Hold it, Brower!
PATRICK: The Hell? GUY GARDNER? What have you done with W. Dal??
GUY GARDNER: Yeah, it's me--best day
of your pathetic life, loser! I’ll give ya Dal back when I’m damn good an’
ready! Now quit yer back issue yapping, you got a much bigger topic at hand!
PATRICK: Um, that being…?
GUY GARDNER: Guy Gardner: Collateral
Damage #1! What else, dink?
PATRICK: Oh yeah, that did come out this week, didn’t it?
GUY GARDNER: Like you didn’t know.
Burning up the sales charts, ain’t it? And that wasn’t a question.
PATRICK: Uh, well, I guess. I mean we DID sell some copies. Actually, to
be fair Guy, I already had to order more copies from DC just yesterday.
GUY GARDNER: Well, sure it sold out,
but if you would have ordered 1,000 copies like I told ya, you’d of had enough
to last—for the first week. Haw haw!! And what a damn fine read it was, too,
PATRICK: Aw, Jesus Guy, I, ah, I kinda didn’t read it yet!
GUY GARDNER: Tell me you didn’t just
PATRICK: Look, man, no offense, but with the number of character
makeovers you’ve had in such a short time span, I have no idea which one of you
I’d be reading about! I don’t even remember which version of you you’re supposed
to be right now!
GUY GARDNER: I’m the Guy who’s gonna
kick yer freakin’ teeth in if you don’t tell everyone how kick @$$ my book
PATRICK: Oh, that was a terrible pun. I hope that’s not the kind of
dialog readers can expect from Collateral Damage #1!
GUY GARDNER: You can expect it to be
one of the last things you ever hear if you don’t get on with it…
PATRICK: Wow, that pretty green ring can glow brightly. So, Guy Gardner
Collateral Damage #1, written and drawn by comic book master, creator of
American Flagg!... Howard Chaykin! How’d YOU score someone of that caliber, Guy?
GUY GARDNER: Easy—he offered me the
PATRICK: Don’t you feel he’s a bit over-exposed right now, what with
drawing Hawkgirl and Blade, doing your book and whatever other projects he’s got
in the works?
GUY GARDNER: Heh, we all know he’s
phonin’ those other chumps books in, but when you read my book, you know he’s
pullin’ out ALL the stops.
PATRICK: At least there’s no John Francis Moore or David Tischman
co-writer credits on your book…
GUY GARDNER: You damn skippy.
PATRICK: Don’t you mind though, always being in the stories that co-star
GUY GARDNER: Is he in this? Next to
me, anyone else is all but invisible. I’m the star and you ALL know it.
PATRICK: What? Did YOU even read your own book? Well at least your
Warrior tattoos are gone…
GUY GARDNER: Yo, Brower, Beau Smith
said you were a stand up guy, as close to a man’s man as any little wuss girl
can get. Don’t make a lair outta Beau.
PATRICK: God forbid. But see Guy, I feel that it would be a disservice to
my many, many loyal readers if I give your book a grade when I clearly said I
haven’t read it yet. Because we all know I would NEVER do that simply to get one
of these things written. I have nothing if not my journalistic integrity.
GUY GARDNER: Well, then you got nothin.’
But don’t worry about your precious little faux-reputation, I’LL grade the book
this week. What’s the scale?
PATRICK: Did you just say, “faux?” Nice. And it’s a scale from 1 to 10,
with 10 being the best.
GUY GARDNER: Fine. We here at Graham
Crackers Comics fully endorse this literary masterpiece to the utmost extent of
the core of our beings. We give Guy Gardner: Collateral Damage #1
PATRICK: What? 50?!! I said out of 10! And you are in no way associated
with Graham Crackers Comics! Get out! Release W. Dal from the giant green bubble
you’ve been holding him hostage in and go play with your giant pet dog and toy
GUY GARDNER: Stuff it, jerk$#@! Take
your precious W. Dal back and go @#$% each other for all I care! I’m off to
BATMAN CONFIDENTIAL #1
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